GIRLS NIGHT OUT!

NOW SHOWING MALE STRIPPERS!!!!

Last night, my blond friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.

One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.

When the male dancer came over to us,

my friend licked the $10 bill and stick it to his butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.

She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill,

and sticks it to his other butt cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us,

my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill.

I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately,

she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.

My relief was short-lived.

Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me!

Now everyone's attention is focused on me,

and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50.

My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.

WHAT COULD I DO?

THE WOMAN IN ME TOOK OVER!

I GOT OUT MY ATM CARD,

SWIPED IT DOWN THE CRACK OF HIS BUTT,

GRABBED THE EIGHTY BUCKS, AND LEFT!!!!

HAVE A WILD GREAT WEEKEND!!!!

GOAT MILK STUFF REVIEW & GIVEAWAY (*CLOSED*)

PJ Jonas at Goat Milk Stuff was kind enough to let me do a review on their soaps and also host a giveaway. Their Goat Milk Soap is absolutely amazing!

Goat Milk Stuff is a family run business that is run by The Jonas Family Themselves. PJ and Jim Mother and Father of eight children that they currently home school and the children also take part in making and selling of the goat milk soap and many other products. The Jonas Family has been making soap for several years and the whole family is involved in the entire process and each family member as their own specific job.

Visit http://goatmilkstuff.com/ and see their wonderful soaps and their other wonderful products. You will love their soaps and their other great products.

The Jonas Family has been very generous and has offered to giveaway three bars of their Goats Milk Soaps to a Mother of 1 Princess and 2 Princes reader so that you can experience their product with your family and hopefully enjoy it as much as our family has.

MANDATORY: Visit http://goatmilkstuff.com/Bar-Soaps/ and tell me what 3 scents that you want if you are chosen as the giveaway winner.

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Open to U.S. Giveaway ends June 4, 2010 at 11:59 p.m. at CST. Winner will be selected by random.org and notified by email and will have 48 hours to reply back before a new winner is selected. Please remember to leave your email address so I can contact you if you win. GOOD LUCK!

IF YOU THINK LIFE IS BAD...

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE AN EGG?

YOU ONLY GET LAID ONCE.

YOU ONLY GET EATEN ONCE.

IT TAKES FOUR MINUTES TO GET HARD.

ONLY TWO MINUTES TO GET SOFT.

YOU SHARE YOUR BOX WITH 6 OTHER GUYS

BUT WORST OF ALL..

THE ONLY CHICK THAT EVER SAT

ON YOUR FACE WAS YOUR MOTHER!!!

SO CHEER UP, YOUR LIFE AIN'T THAT BAD!!!!

I WILL PASS THIS AROUND TO SOMEONE WHO I FEEL CAN USE A GOOD LAY,

OOPS... I MEAN DAY!!!!

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!!

DRIVER'S LICENSE

YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE TELLS IT ALL

A mother is driving a little girl to her
friend's house for a play date.

"Mommy", the little girl asks, "how old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask
a lady her age," the mother replied.

"It's not polite."

"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weight?"

"Now really," the mother says,
"those are personal questions and
are really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks,
"Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"

The exasperated mother walks away
as the two friends begin to play.

"My Mom won't tell me anything about her,"
the little girl says to her friend.

"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers'
license it is like a report card, it has everything on it."

Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
"I know how old you are, you are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks,
"How did you find that out?

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
"How in heaven's name did you find that out?"

"And," the little girl says truimphantly,
"I know why you and daddy got a divorce."

"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"

"BECAUSE YOU GOT AN F IN SEX."

SNORGTEES REVIEW & GIVEAWAY (*CLOSED*)

I was so excited to have the opportunity to review a Snorgtees T-shirt. There are so many more to choose from and that I would love to own. I picked the What's Up, Cake? Muffin Much T-shirt. It is made out of 100% super soft cotton and is a form fitting T-shirt. The T-shirt material was soft and comfy. It held up great through washing and drying!

Snorg Tee is a great online T-shirt company that provides shirts to make life a little more enjoyable. All of their shirts have a fun edge to them with themes ranging from innocent children tees to horror buff faves! No matter who you are there is something for everyone!

They have a fabulous line of humorous T-shirts whether it be 80's retro, movies, vulgar, just plain fun and MORE. They have Mens, Women's, and Kids T-shirts. Keep in mind that Father's Day is just around the corner and what DAD wouldn't like to have a little humor or attitude in his life (besides from the Kids).

Snorgtees was kind enough to let one of my readers to win a T-shirt of their choice.

MANDATORY: Visit http://www.snorgtees.com/ and let me know which T-shirt you would like to win and what size T-shirt.

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Open to U.S. Giveaway ends June 2, 2010 at 11:59 p.m. at CST. Winner will be selected by random.org and notified by email and will have 48 hours to reply back before a new winner is selected. Please remember to leave your email address so I can contact you if you win. GOOD LUCK!

CONGRATULATIONS TO MY SON REMY

IF YOU BELIEVE

Your diploma means a future without boundaries,A world that's full of energy and fun.So as you reach for all life has to offer,Remember that you're second to no one.

Pursue your goals, yet keep your loved ones close,As you utilize your talent and ambition.Let your friends and family give you their support,And you'll master every challenging transition.

And always, (Remy Chandler Ferrell), know you can achieve The things you really want, if you believe.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

LOVE,

MOM, DAD, NICHOLAS, & BRIELLE

SMILING IS CONTAGIOUS!!!

Smiling is infectious; you catch it like the flu,

when someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too.

I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin

when he smiled I realized I'd passed it on to him.

I thought about that smile then I realized it's worth,

a single smile, just like mine could travel round the earth.

So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected

let's start and epidemic quick, and get the world infected!

HAVE A GREAT SMILING DAY!!! :)

U*NEAKS REVIEW & GIVEAWAY (*CLOSED*)

U*neaks was kind enough to let me review the U*neaks Pearlized Pink Paris Z-Strap Shoes and 4 pairs of their socks. My daughter Brielle was amaze with the shoe and socks. She wears them everywhere and loves to show them off to everyone. My daughter Brielle absolutely loves them!

U*neaks customizable footwear for children has the perfect solution for creating new and exciting looks for your child every day of the week, with only ONE pair of shoes! The secret is the clear "window" on the side of U*neaks shoes, that allow the fun colors and patterns on the double sided U*neaks socks to show through!

U*neaks patented customizable footwear are sneaker style shoes with side clear panel windows and specially designed socks that allow kids to continuously customize their shoes by simply changing their socks. Pair the shoes by simply changing their socks. Pair the shoes with any of U*neaks' double-sided decorated socks for footwear that's fun and chock full of personality.

I feel that it is a far better value to only buy one pair of shoes and customize the look with different socks each day, rather than buying several pairs of shoes to create multiple looks.

To purchase your own please go to http://shoebuy.com/ where you can purchase your U*neaks with a 10% discount by simply using the code UNEAKS at check out. Shipping and returns are free! Visit http://www.uneaks.com/ to see their shoes and socks. The kids would absolutely love them.

U*neaks is offering one of my readers a chance to win a pair of shoes and two pairs of socks of choice.

MANDATORY: Visit http://www.uneaks.com/shop/ select your favorite shoe style and size with your two favorite pairs of socks also.

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Open to U.S. Giveaway ends May 31, 2010 at 11:59 CST. Winner will be selected by random.org and notified by email and will have 48 hours to reply back before a new winner is selected. Please remember to leave your email address so I can contact you if you win. GOOD LUCK!

THE POWER OF A BADGE.....

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying," Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge?

This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish . . . . On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?"

The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull . . . . . ...

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs. . . . ...

"Your Badge, show him your Badge!"

WETT GIGGLES REVIEW & GIVEAWAY (*CLOSED*)

Karen at Wett Giggles was kind enough to let me do a review and giveaway. My daughter Brielle was excited when we received the Cupid Wett Giggles all natural soap. The Wetts Giggles soap scent was Coconut Banana. It smelled so good. They are cute little soaps with a nailbrush/toy inside.

All the Wett Giggles soaps have Shakespeare names, and I think that is adorable. That came from Karen's love of reading Shakespeare during high school. There are 9 different soaps and scents to choose from, and all but 2 have the nailbrushes inside. The other two are more for younger kids, but they still have a cute toy.

Here are the names and scents of the soaps.

1.) Robin - Lemon Scent

2.) Cato - Watermelon Scent

3.) Hamlet - Watermelon Scent

4.) Romeo - Orange Scent

5.) Horatio - Watermelon Scent

6.) Ophelia - Lemon Scent

7.) Cupid - Coconut Banana Scent

8.) Beatrice - Blackberry Scent

9.) Juliette - Orange Scent

The Wett Giggles soaps are 100% natural glycerine soap with essential oils and shea butter. Each soap is lovingly placed inside a plastic tied close with a ribbon that matched the soap. Karen does a fantastic job of packaging each soap beauitfully. Teaching your children to gently scrub their nails with a nail brush is a great way to ensure that your child's hands are totally clean.

Visit http://www.wettgiggles.com/ to see all the Wett Giggles soaps that kids would love to have and enjoy. I would recommend these Wett Giggles soaps as a gift are just to give for a child to enjoy during bathtime. FUN. CLEAN. GOOD.

Wett Giggles is offering one of my readers to win a soap of their choice.

MANDATORY: Visit http://www.wettgiggles.com/products.htm and tell me which Wett Giggles soap and scent you want if you win.

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Open to U.S. Giveaway ends May 30, 2010 at 11:59 p.m. CST. Winner will be selected by random.org and notified by email and will have 48 hours to reply back before a new winner is selected. Please remember to leave your email address so I can contact you if you win. GOOD LUCK!

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