THE MAN RULES

Finally My Husband's Side Of The Story.
(I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)

We always hear 'THE RULES' from the female side.

NOW HEAR ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE.

1.) Men Are NOT Mind Readers.

2.) Learn To Work The Toilet Seat. You're A Big Girl. If It's Up, Put It Down. We Need It Up, You Need It Down. You Don't Hear Us Complaining About You Leaving It Down.

3.) Crying Is Blackmail.

4.) Ask For What You Want. Let Us Be Clear On This One:
Subtle Hints Do Not Work!
Strong Hints Do Not Work!
Obvious Hints Do Not Work!
Just Say It!

5.) Yes And No Are Perfectly Acceptable Answers To Almost Every Question.

6.) Come To Us With A Problem Only If You Want Help Solving It. That's What We Do. Sympathy Is What Your Girlfriends Are For.

7.) Anything We Said 6 Months Ago Is Inadmissible In An Argument. In Fact, All Comments Become Null And Void After 7 Days.

8.) If You Think You're Fat, You Probably Are. Don't Ask Us.

9.) You Can Either Ask Us To Do Something Or Tell Us How You Want It Done. Not Both. If You Already Know Best How To Do It, Just Do It Yourself.

10.) Whenever Possible, Please Say Whatever You Have To Say During Commercials.

11.) If We Ask What Is Wrong And You Say 'Nothing' We Will Act Like Nothing's Wrong. We Know You Are Lying, But It Is Just Not Worth The Hassle...

12.) If You Ask A Question You Don't Want An Answer To, Expect an Answer You Don't Want To Hear.

13.) Don't Ask Us What We're Thinking About Unless You Are Prepared To Discuss Such Topics As Baseball Or Motor Sports.

You Have Enough Clothes..
You Have Too Many Shoes.
I Am In Shape. ROUND Is A Shape!

Well Thanks For Reading This.
My Husband Will Be Sleeping On The Couch Tonight!
But Did You Know Men Really Don't Mind That? It's Like Camping.

Tell All The Men So You Can Give Them A Laugh.....

Those Men Think Their So Smart But They Can't Live Without US! HA! HA!

BETTER CROCKER SUDDENLY SALAD REVIEW & GIVEAWAY (*CLOSED*)

Fire up the grill and wipe down the patio set because barbecue season is in full swing! With Betty Crocker Suddenly Salad mixes, you can whip up a unique and delicious side dish in the time it takes to boil pasta. Each box of Suddenly Salad comes with ready-to-cook pasta and a seasoning packet. Put your own spin on it by adding your choice of mix-ins to create a one-of-a-kind pasta salad that will wow your guests. With seven different flavors, including new Greek, you're such to find a family pleasing favorite that no one will ever guess isn't made from scratch!

Suddenly Salad is available in 7 different varieties.
-Limited Edition Suddenly Salad Greek
-Suddenly Salad Ceasar
-Suddenly Salad Chipotle Ranch
-Suddenly Salad Classic
-Suddenly Salad Creamy Italian
-Suddenly Salad Creamy Parmesan
-Suddenly Salad Ranch and Bacon

For great recipes ideas and to learn about the different varieties of Betty Crocker Suddenly Salad mixes, visit http://www.suddenlysalad.com/. There you'll find great recipes, including one for Greek Tossed Pasta Salad, using Suddenly Salad Caesar pasta salad mix, and Garden Ranch Pasta Salad, using Suddenly Salad Ranch & Bacon Pasta mix.

I'm a big salad fan, so I'm really looking forward to making some Greek pasta salad, which I've never tried before.

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