When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
Ah, children! A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!!!
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
Saturday, June 26, 2010
I was excited to have the chance to review CharcoCaps for review. I sometimes get bloated. That is the worst feeling in the world. It hurts and you feel bigger then you really are. This wonderful product does work and relieves the bloating a pain you sometimes get. I am very happy with this product. It started to work after 20 minutes after I took them. My husband was also happy with the results. These help fight aganist that nasty gas we all get sometimes.
Overall I loved CharcoCaps. I feel they are a wondeful product and I would recommend them to my friends and family. They do work. They are gas relief!
CharcoCaps: It is a natural, easy-to-swallow, OTC capsule that contains activated charcoal. Much like charcoal is used in water filters, activated charcoal is an injestible form of charcoal that acts as a natural detoxifier to stimulate and support the body's own defenses against intestinal gas and bloating. CharcoCaps helps to naturally relieve gas, discomfort, pressure and bloating by adsorbing gas and embrassing odor. Also great for those nights out when you've overindulged on certain foods and drinks. For more information visit www.charcocaps.com.
You just take two easy to swallow capsules with water, with meals or at the first sign of discomfort. CharcoCaps is made with pure activated charcoal that has been treated with steam to open up millions of tiny pores between carbon atoms. These tiny pores then absorb odorous substances from gases or liquids.
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