Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings'? replied the bull. It's full of nutrients'.
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch..
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral Of The story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there...
Monday, June 28, 2010
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.....
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak'.
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory'.
Moral Of The story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Overall I loved the products I received for review from RHOTO. The RHOTO Hydra and the RHOTO Cool were easy on my eyes. I did not experience any bad effects. They did seem to work and moisterize my eyes. I would recommend them to my friends and family.
RHOTO Hydra: The newest product offering, specifically formulated to lubricate and provide long-lasting moisture for dry, irritated eyes with the closest hydration to nature tears, while also providing the brand's signature cooling "kick" with a cooling sensation.
* Lubricating Eye Drops
* Restores Moisture
* Relieves Irritation
Sunday, June 27, 2010
I received the VTech V.Reader for a review. My daughter Brielle was so excited to play with the VTech VReader. When it came in through mail she ran in her bedroom and sat on her bed and begin to play the VTech V.Reader. It is so nice to see her play with it as she is learning. I think the VTech V.Reader (the kindle for kids) will definitely help my daughter with her reading.
The V.Tech V.Reader is great to increase vocabulary as well as use skills that will be good for later in life with computers. The V.Tech V.Reader is for ages 3-7. It is such a great product and I highly recommend it.
Saturday, June 26, 2010
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
Ah, children! A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!!!
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
I was excited to have the chance to review CharcoCaps for review. I sometimes get bloated. That is the worst feeling in the world. It hurts and you feel bigger then you really are. This wonderful product does work and relieves the bloating a pain you sometimes get. I am very happy with this product. It started to work after 20 minutes after I took them. My husband was also happy with the results. These help fight aganist that nasty gas we all get sometimes.
Overall I loved CharcoCaps. I feel they are a wondeful product and I would recommend them to my friends and family. They do work. They are gas relief!
Friday, June 25, 2010
Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota.
This is also for the men who appreciate a good laugh! :)
The Oringinal Sprout Hair & Body BabyWash the scent was heavenly. The scent was light and not overwhelming after I washed my daughter's hair. I noticed when I washed my daughter's hair it didn't have a huge lather. It did lather but not like some other shampoos that take forever to rinse out. I also liked the feel of my daughter's hair after we used the Original Sprout & Hair Body BabyWash. It leaves your hair and skin clean and ultra soft feel. It also soothes and clears dry scalp, gentle on eyes and very easy to rinse. Originial Sprout is recommend for babies, children and adults too.
Thursday, June 24, 2010
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a brunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that I'm over the ripe old age of over thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!
And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!
I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!
There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!
Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe!
There were no MP3's or Napsters or iTunes! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished, and then the tape would come undone rendering it useless. Cause, hey, that's how we rolled, Baby! Dig?
We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it! There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch with your "friends". OH MY GOD!!! Think of the horror... not being in touch with someone 24/7!!! And then there's TEXTING. Yeah, Right. Please! You kids have no idea how annoying you are. And we didin't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your parents, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, the collection agent... you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!
We didin't have any fancy Playstation or Xbox video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your screen guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen... FOREVER! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!
You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel!!! NO REMOTES!!! Oh, no, what's the world coming to?!?! There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning! Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-finks!
And we didn't have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove! Imagine That! And our parents told us to stay outside and play... all day long. Oh, no, no electronics to soothe and comfort. And if you came back inside... you were doing chores! And car seats - oh, please! Mom threw you in the back seat and you hung on. If you were luckily, you got the "safety arm" across the chest at the last moment if she had to stop suddenly, and if your head hit the dashboard, well that was your fault for calling "shot gun" in the first place! See! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled rotten! You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980 or any time before!
The Over 40 Crowd
and Lady Anti Monkey Butt Powder.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while too warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
Mardy's Munchies is a classic All American bakery located in Los Angeles, California. They specialize in baked goods that are timeless. No additives, preservatives, or yucky stuff. They are mom-and-pop bakery and their customers rave about moist cupcakes, brownies, cakes, tarts, cookies and mini bread loaves and they hope you will too.
Steve Rossen is the head baker and co-owner of Mardy's Munchies. Steven has been honoring and creating his art for over twenty years. Steve was inspired years ago by his late mother, Mardy, who was a wonderful baker and also his hero Julia Child.
Jana Fain is a southern belle and the co-owner and head of operations for Mardy's Munchies. She has also appointed herself 'head taster' for the many wonderful things that come out of Steve's kitchen.
Here are some of their other goodies.
Visit Tarts & Dessert Bars to see all the flavors of the Tarts & Dessert Bars.
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
While you may feel that excessive underarm perspiration is your problem, alone, there are millions of people -- women and men of all ages and races -- who suffer from this condition, known as axillary hyperhidrosis. Perhaps the embarrassment causes you to worry about body odor, avoid certain social situations, to alter your clothing selections or to avoid settings that you know will cause excessive perspiration.
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