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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

WAL-MART


One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Bob says to Mike behind him:
'My elbow hurts like the dickens!! I guess I'd better see a doctor'.
'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money, 'Mike replies.
'There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart.
Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.
It takes ten seconds and costs $10 - A lot cheaper than a doctor'.
So, Bob deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.
He deposits $10, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.
10 seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and Epsom salts found on aisle 2. Avoid heavy activity. It will improve in 2 weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart'.
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Bob began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for a good measure.
Bob hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits $10, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1.) Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2.) Your dog has ringworm.. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3.) Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4.) Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5.) If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!
THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING @ WAL-MART!

SOFTLIPS PURE 100% NATURAL REVIEW & GIVEAWAY


I was excited to receive the Softlips Pure 100% Natural lip care which features lip glosses, tints, lip balms and lip polishes. I have been 100% happy with the Softlips Pure 100% Natural lip products. They all look beautiful, feel beautiful, and are healthly for your lips. Since they are all contain with a natural mineral sunscreen, they are truly a must for all of your summer outdoor activities. I also love that Softlips Pure 100% Natural lip products are gluten free, never tested on animals, and feature eco-friendly packaging.
If your looking for an 100% affordable, 100% natural lip care product, Softlips has a product for you! The new Softlips Pure 100% Natural line includes lip glosses, tinted lip balms, lip butter and a lip polish. The premium products couple 100% natural ingredients with light pleasant flavors and are free from preservatives, phthalates, sulfates, parabens, mineral oil and gluten.
Softlips 100% Natural Lip Glosses: It glides on silky smooth and makes your lips look pretty and shiny. I loved all the three nature inspired colors. Softlips 100% Natural lip gloss is the perfect gloss for days by the pool or beach - it gives your lips a little color and a little shine while protecting them from sun damage.
Softlips 100% Natural Lip Tints: These sheer lip tints come in three lovely nature inspired shades: Shell Pink, Natural Honesty, and Coral Charm. I love the gentle tint they give your lips, while at the same time making them feel soft and conditioned. They are packed with natural nourshing ingredients and they offer natural mineral SPF 15 UVA and UVB protection.
Softlips 100% Natural Lip Polish: I use this daily to exfoliate and buff my lips - and it is amazing. The coconut and sugar based polish smells good and leaves lips feeling baby soft. It also completely banishes that dry skin you sometimes get around your lips in the summer. I completely recommend this polish to everyone.
Softlips Pure 100% Natural Lip can be found at most department stores and drug stores across the US and Canada. Prices range from $3.99 to $5.99.
Softlips has offered to give one Mother of 1 Princess and 2 Princes reader a entire line of Pure 100% Natural Lip care products.
MANDATORY: Visit Softlips and tell me what other one you would like to try.
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Open to U.S. Giveaway ends July 13, 2010 at 11:59 p.m. CST. Winner will be selected by random.org and notified by email and will have 48 hours to reply back before a new winner is selected. Please remember to leave your email address so I can contact you if you win. GOOD LUCK!

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

A TURKEY AND A BULL

A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings'? replied the bull. It's full of nutrients'.

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch..

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral Of The story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there...

ZULILY.COM STEVE MADDEN DRESS REVIEW & GIVEAWAY (*CLOSED*)

I received a Steve Madden sundress to review from Zulily.com and also give one away to one of my lucky readers. I love this Steve Madden sundress. It is the perfect sundress with the hot weather down here in Louisiana. The sundress is a fabric material and is very soft. Anyone will look mahvelous in this perfect-for-warm-weather casual sundress. The vibrant print comes in mixed orange, pull-on dress while taking a stroll, out for a casual drink, or on the way to the beach. It's a dress with more than one purpose.

Just what is Zulily? It's a fabulous new online store offering daily sales on top-quality apperal, gear and other goodies for moms, babies and kids. Members can enjoy savings of up to 70% off retail prices - not to mention discover some exciting new brands and products.
Only members can shop their sales, but membership is free and to sign up is fast and easy. Sign up as a member of Zulily and see all the products they have on sale for moms, babies and kids.

Zulily is offering one Mother of 1 Princess and 2 Princes reader to win the Steve Madden Sundress in a size Large. (Picture Above)

MANDATORY: Tell me where you would wear this Steve Madden Sundress to or the first place you would wear it to.

FOR EXTRA ENTRIES: (The Above Must Be Done First To Be Eligible For The Extra Entries)

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4.) "Like" Zulily on Facebook.
5.) Follow Zulily on Twitter.

Open to U.S. Giveaway ends July 12, 2010 at 11:59 p.m. CST. Winner will be selected by random.org and notified by email and will have 48 hours to reply back before a new winner is selected. Please remember to leave your email address so I can contact you if you win. GOOD LUCK!

Monday, June 28, 2010

A PRIEST AND A NUN

A priest offered a Nun a lift...

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.....

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak'.

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory'.

Moral Of The story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

ROHTO EYE DROPS REVIEW & GIVEAWAY (*CLOSED*)

I received the RHOTO Hydra and the RHOTO Cool for review. These are great eye lubricant relief. When my eyes burn I use the RHOTO Cool it has a cooling effect. I hate irritation in my eyes. It is nice to know that I can count on products like RHOTO Hydra and RHOTO Cool that won't hurt my eyes. If you wear contact lens you might have some issues as well. RHOTO Hydra and RHOTO Cool would be a great product to use to help with that.

Overall I loved the products I received for review from RHOTO. The RHOTO Hydra and the RHOTO Cool were easy on my eyes. I did not experience any bad effects. They did seem to work and moisterize my eyes. I would recommend them to my friends and family.

RHOTO Hydra: The newest product offering, specifically formulated to lubricate and provide long-lasting moisture for dry, irritated eyes with the closest hydration to nature tears, while also providing the brand's signature cooling "kick" with a cooling sensation.

Uses:
* Lubricating Eye Drops
* Restores Moisture
* Relieves Irritation
* Cooling

ROHTO COOL: A general purpose eye drop that combines redness relief with a gentle cooling sensation.
Uses:
* Redness Relief Eye Drops
* Lubricant
* Gentle Cooling Sensation
One lucky Mother of 1 Princess and 2 Princes reader will win each bottle of ROHTO Hydra and ROHTO Cool.
MANDATORY: Visit ROHTO and tell me a fact you found on their website.
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Open to U.S. Giveaway ends July 11, 2010 at 11:59 CST. Winner will be selected by random.org and notified by email and will have 48 hours to reply back before a new winner is selected. Please remember to leave your email address so I can contact you if you win. GOOD LUCK!

Sunday, June 27, 2010

EXPRESS YOURSELF CREATIVELY

Well Yes, This does remind me of the time my sweet little daughter she was 1 1/2 years old and she was taking a nap. I was on the computer in my bedroom at the time lying down going through my emails. Well, that sweet little angel decided to wake up from her nap and quietly go in the kitchen open up the pantry and get the pancake syrup (Yes Pancake Syrup) and sit her little butt under the table and pour the whole pancake syrup on her and the carpet. I walked in the room and I could smell syrup and I saw little toes sticking out from the table. I bend down and yes what a sight it was to find a little rascal filled with pancake syrup and she was using the pancake syrup like a shampoo. She was actually washing her hair with it. The pancake syrup was all over the carpet too. YIKES! I picked up my little baby girl with that BIG smile on her and put her little behind in the tub. I said heck on the carpet it was runied. What a great way to get new carpet and a clean little angel all in one day. I say she was definitely expressing her creatively. Oh Well! A memory I will cherish for a lifetime. Life Goes On!!! :o)

VTECH V.READER READING SYSTEM REVIEW & GIVEAWAY (*CLOSED*)


I received the VTech V.Reader for a review. My daughter Brielle was so excited to play with the VTech VReader. When it came in through mail she ran in her bedroom and sat on her bed and begin to play the VTech V.Reader. It is so nice to see her play with it as she is learning. I think the VTech V.Reader (the kindle for kids) will definitely help my daughter with her reading.

The V.Tech V.Reader is great to increase vocabulary as well as use skills that will be good for later in life with computers. The V.Tech V.Reader is for ages 3-7. It is such a great product and I highly recommend it.

Here is a little more about VTech V.Reader.
Animated Storyteller: Stories come to life through vivid animation, narration, character voices, graphics, sounds and music. Young children engage with stories by watching, reading, and learning. They follow their favorite character's voice, play reading games and use the story dictionary.
Downloadable Fun: With a rich dowload library, more than 100 additional stories will be available via a download library on the Vtech Web site (www.vtechkids.com), including some free titles, more themes and avatars to customize their e-readers. V.Reader is compatible with a PC or Mac computer.
Track Progress: Parents can join in on the fun and learning process with the features that include process reports and reading certificates.
Lovable Characters: Children's favorite licensed characters come to life and help them learn with 11 software options (with more titles to be added in the near future).
Touch and Read System: Kids have two play options - listen and follow along to the story as read by animated characters; or touch the screen and play reading games to learn each word or sentence.
Reading Skills: Your child learns the necessary building blocks to grow into a fluent reader. V.Reader teaches reading comprehension, vocabulary, phonics and word building, along with a story dictionary that describes word definitions in a manner that's easy for them to comprehend.
Brielle really likes the VTech V.Reader and I'm grateful they sent us an extra book. Brielle has been reading it for a while now. One of the great things about V.Reader is that it uses characters, TV, movies and classic ones that kids love and encourages them to read along.
VTech plans on launching a library with more than 100 additional stories located on the Vtech Web site www.vtechkids.com available for immediate download! There will be some free titles, more themes and avatars to customize your e-readers. How cool is that? I can't wait to check all this out when it's available!
VTech is giving one Mother of 1 Princess and 2 Princes reader a chance to win a VTech V.Reader.
MANDATORY: Visit Vtech and tell me what other product you would love to have.
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Open to U.S. Giveaway ends July 10, 2010 at 11:59 p.m. CST. Winner will be selected by random.org and notified by email and will have 48 hours to reply back before a new winner is selected. Please remember to leave your email address so I can contact you if you win. GOOD LUCK!

Saturday, June 26, 2010

MEN AND WOMAN

EATING OUT:
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS:
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE:
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP:
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

OFFSPRING:
Ah, children! A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!!!
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

CHARCOCAPS REVIEW & GIVEAWAY (*CLOSED*)


I was excited to have the chance to review CharcoCaps for review. I sometimes get bloated. That is the worst feeling in the world. It hurts and you feel bigger then you really are. This wonderful product does work and relieves the bloating a pain you sometimes get. I am very happy with this product. It started to work after 20 minutes after I took them. My husband was also happy with the results. These help fight aganist that nasty gas we all get sometimes.

Overall I loved CharcoCaps. I feel they are a wondeful product and I would recommend them to my friends and family. They do work. They are gas relief!

CharcoCaps: It is a natural, easy-to-swallow, OTC capsule that contains activated charcoal. Much like charcoal is used in water filters, activated charcoal is an injestible form of charcoal that acts as a natural detoxifier to stimulate and support the body's own defenses against intestinal gas and bloating. CharcoCaps helps to naturally relieve gas, discomfort, pressure and bloating by adsorbing gas and embrassing odor. Also great for those nights out when you've overindulged on certain foods and drinks. For more information visit www.charcocaps.com.
You just take two easy to swallow capsules with water, with meals or at the first sign of discomfort. CharcoCaps is made with pure activated charcoal that has been treated with steam to open up millions of tiny pores between carbon atoms. These tiny pores then absorb odorous substances from gases or liquids.
One Mother of 1 Princess and 2 Princes reader will win a 36-count box of CharcoCaps.
MANDATORY: Visit CharcoCaps and tell me a tip for managing gas.
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Open to U.S. Giveaway ends July 9, 2010 at 11:59 p.m. CST. Winner will be selected by random.org and notified by email and will have 48 hours to reply back before a new winner is selected. Please remember to leave your email address so I can contact you if you win. GOOD LUCK!

Friday, June 25, 2010

NEW LAW

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.

Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota.

This is also for the men who appreciate a good laugh! :)

ORIGINAL SPROUT REVIEW & GIVEAWAY (*CLOSED*)

The wonderful people over at Original Sprout let me do a review and giveaway. Here is what I got to review. I received the Original Sprout Hair & Body BabyWash, Original Sprout Scrumptious Baby Cream and the Original Sprout Miracle Detangler.

The Oringinal Sprout Hair & Body BabyWash the scent was heavenly. The scent was light and not overwhelming after I washed my daughter's hair. I noticed when I washed my daughter's hair it didn't have a huge lather. It did lather but not like some other shampoos that take forever to rinse out. I also liked the feel of my daughter's hair after we used the Original Sprout & Hair Body BabyWash. It leaves your hair and skin clean and ultra soft feel. It also soothes and clears dry scalp, gentle on eyes and very easy to rinse. Originial Sprout is recommend for babies, children and adults too.

The Original Sprout Scrumptious Baby Cream has a great scent and leaves your skin feeling smooth as Velvet. It has no greasy residue and it is for all skin types too. The Original Sprout Scrumptious Baby Cream is irresistible and the whole family can use and enjoy it too.
The Original Sprout Miracle Detangler leaves my daughter's hair silky, soft and tangle free. A freshly washed sensation, to calm frizzes and smell naturally fresh. I really liked the immediate results for effortless pain-free combing. It also prevents breakage, pretects delicate hair, for all hair types and textures and most of all it is for babies, children and adults too.
Visit Original Sprout for all their products. They have Styling Products, Shampoos & Conditioners, Cream & Kits, Gift Sets, Travel Size Products, Combs and New 4ozers!
The wonderful people at Original Sprout is offering a small gift package containing 1 Original Sprout 12.oz Scrumptious Baby Cream, 12.oz Original Sprout Natural Shampoo and a 12.oz Deep Conditioner to one Mother of 1 Princess and 2 Princes reader. (Picture Above)
MANDATORY: Visit Original Sprout and tell me another product you would like to try.
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Open to U.S. Giveaway ends July 8, 2010 at 11:59 p.m. CST. Winner will be selected by random.org and notified by email and will have 48 hours to reply back before a new winner is selected. Please remember to leave your email address so I can contact you if you win. GOOD LUCK!

Thursday, June 24, 2010

KIDS HAVE IT TOO EASY

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning.... Uphill.... Barefoot.... BOTH Ways.... Yadda, Yadda, Yadda....

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a brunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that I'm over the ripe old age of over thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!

And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!

I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have the Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!

There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox, and it would take like a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!

Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass! Nowhere was safe!

There were no MP3's or Napsters or iTunes! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio, and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished, and then the tape would come undone rendering it useless. Cause, hey, that's how we rolled, Baby! Dig?

We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called, they got a busy signal, that's it! There weren't any freakin' cell phones either. If you left the house, you just didn't make a damn call or receive one. You actually had to be out of touch with your "friends". OH MY GOD!!! Think of the horror... not being in touch with someone 24/7!!! And then there's TEXTING. Yeah, Right. Please! You kids have no idea how annoying you are. And we didin't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your parents, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, the collection agent... you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

We didin't have any fancy Playstation or Xbox video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your screen guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen... FOREVER! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!

You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel!!! NO REMOTES!!! Oh, no, what's the world coming to?!?! There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning! Do you hear what I'm saying? We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-finks!

And we didn't have microwaves. If we wanted to heat something up, we had to use the stove! Imagine That! And our parents told us to stay outside and play... all day long. Oh, no, no electronics to soothe and comfort. And if you came back inside... you were doing chores! And car seats - oh, please! Mom threw you in the back seat and you hung on. If you were luckily, you got the "safety arm" across the chest at the last moment if she had to stop suddenly, and if your head hit the dashboard, well that was your fault for calling "shot gun" in the first place! See! That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled rotten! You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980 or any time before!

Regards,
The Over 40 Crowd

ANTI MONKEY BUTT POWDER REVIEW & GIVEAWAY (*CLOSED*)

I think Anti Monkey Butt Powder is the most hysterical product I have ever come across or heard of before. The name simply makes me laugh and I think it's a great product that will make people laugh. Anti Monkey Butt Powder is for everyone. The man, the lady and even for the baby.
This is a perfect product for the active guy in your life! Whether he takes part in physical hobbies or has a job that runs him around! Anti Monkey Butt Powder, invented by motocross riders, is designed to prevent and reduced friction and irritation that can result from excess sweat. That excessive sweat that can cause irritation of the buttocks and inner thighs, also known as "Monkey Butt". Unlike other powders, Anti Monkey Butt Powder has calamine and talc which gives it a cooling sensation instead of the burning that you might get from other powder products.

Anti Monkey Butt also has a new lady friend - Lady Anti Monkey Butt Powder which makes a great product for women too. Lady Anti Monkey Butt Powder delivers the same great results, but is made with calamine and cornstarch for a more silky texture. Perfect for frictional discomfort that women often experience when using exercise equipment, running, driving, cycling, bra straps/cleavage perspiration or just walking for ENDLESS hours in the mall while shopping!
One Mother of 1 Princess and 2 Princes reader will win both bottles of Anti Monkey Butt Powder
and Lady Anti Monkey Butt Powder.
MANDATORY: Tell me which Anti Monkey Butt Powder you would use and why.
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Open to U.S. Giveaway ends July 7, 2010 at 11:59 CST. Winner will be selected by random.org and notified by email and will have 48 hours to reply back before a new winner is selected. Please remember to leave your email address so I can contact you if you win. GOOD LUCK!

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

MALE AND FEMALE OBJECTS

Male or Female? You might not have known this, but alot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while too warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female, Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

MARDYS MUNCHIES REVIEW & GIVEAWAY (*CLOSED*)

I was recently sent a sampler box to review and I could not wait for it to arrive. When I saw all the goodies in the box I was ready to dive in and try each goodie treat that Mardy's Munchies as sent me. They were phenomenal goodies, awesome owners and incredibly convenient delivery. All the goodies were so moist and yummy. There is no other word that can describe the decadent goodies that Mardy's Munchies creates. Here is a picture of the sampler box that I got to review below. It had these goodies inside: Kickin' Carrot Cake, Triple Chocolate Shazam!, Punk Mama's Red Velvet Bundt Cake, Caramel Apple Crumble, The Coomer Cookies (Vegan), Lemon Zest Are the Best and the Raspberry Crumble Tart.


Mardy's Munchies is a classic All American bakery located in Los Angeles, California. They specialize in baked goods that are timeless. No additives, preservatives, or yucky stuff. They are mom-and-pop bakery and their customers rave about moist cupcakes, brownies, cakes, tarts, cookies and mini bread loaves and they hope you will too.

Steve Rossen is the head baker and co-owner of Mardy's Munchies. Steven has been honoring and creating his art for over twenty years. Steve was inspired years ago by his late mother, Mardy, who was a wonderful baker and also his hero Julia Child.

Jana Fain is a southern belle and the co-owner and head of operations for Mardy's Munchies. She has also appointed herself 'head taster' for the many wonderful things that come out of Steve's kitchen.

Here are some of their other goodies.
These are the Triple Chocolate Shazam! Bundt Cakes.
Visit Bundt Cakes to see all the flavors of the Bundt Cakes.
This is the Caramel Apple Tart.
Visit Tarts & Dessert Bars to see all the flavors of the Tarts & Dessert Bars.
This is the Mad River Rocky Road Brownie.
Visit Brownies to see all the flavors of the Brownies.

Mardy's Munchies is offering one Mother of 1 Princess and 2 Princes reader a chance to win a 8 inch round brownie of their choice.
MANDATORY: Visit Mardy's Munchies and tell me which 8 inch brownie you want if you are the winner.
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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY

It's important to have fun each day! What did you do that was fun today? I went shopping at the mall with the kids to get out the house and enjoy some time together. We went out to eat at Golden Corral and then we went SHOPPING at the mall. We had a great time we talk and laughed. But it looks like this little fellow had a great time too. I don't think the owner was to pleased. ha!ha! Have A Great Day!!! :o)

CERTAIN DRI REVIEW & GIVEAWAY (*CLOSED*)

I was recently sent Certain Dri Anti-perspirant Deodorant to review and I was happy with the results. You apply it only at bedtime and I found it to be very easy. I was impressed by how it worked and was happy with Certain Dri. I have nothing but wonderful things to say about this product. I spend 2 years looking for the right product to help and FINALLY Certain Dri liquid roll on, 2 days is all it took. I didn't have any ugly circular sweat marks! The product is amazing! I will tell anyone that Certain Dri product is the best and it lives up to its promise.

While you may feel that excessive underarm perspiration is your problem, alone, there are millions of people -- women and men of all ages and races -- who suffer from this condition, known as axillary hyperhidrosis. Perhaps the embarrassment causes you to worry about body odor, avoid certain social situations, to alter your clothing selections or to avoid settings that you know will cause excessive perspiration.

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* In many cases, the user will discover that it will not be necessary to apply Certain Dri every night to control the problem.

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