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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

MALE AND FEMALE OBJECTS

Male or Female? You might not have known this, but alot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while too warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female, Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

5 comments:

  1. OH I love these! LOLLOL!! Loved the Tire one :)

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  2. That was good!
    Let me know when you see the Toy Story 3--I will be anxious to hear your thoughts:)

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