MALE AND FEMALE OBJECTS

Male or Female? You might not have known this, but alot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while too warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female, Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

MARDYS MUNCHIES REVIEW & GIVEAWAY (*CLOSED*)

I was recently sent a sampler box to review and I could not wait for it to arrive. When I saw all the goodies in the box I was ready to dive in and try each goodie treat that Mardy's Munchies as sent me. They were phenomenal goodies, awesome owners and incredibly convenient delivery. All the goodies were so moist and yummy. There is no other word that can describe the decadent goodies that Mardy's Munchies creates. Here is a picture of the sampler box that I got to review below. It had these goodies inside: Kickin' Carrot Cake, Triple Chocolate Shazam!, Punk Mama's Red Velvet Bundt Cake, Caramel Apple Crumble, The Coomer Cookies (Vegan), Lemon Zest Are the Best and the Raspberry Crumble Tart.


Mardy's Munchies is a classic All American bakery located in Los Angeles, California. They specialize in baked goods that are timeless. No additives, preservatives, or yucky stuff. They are mom-and-pop bakery and their customers rave about moist cupcakes, brownies, cakes, tarts, cookies and mini bread loaves and they hope you will too.

Steve Rossen is the head baker and co-owner of Mardy's Munchies. Steven has been honoring and creating his art for over twenty years. Steve was inspired years ago by his late mother, Mardy, who was a wonderful baker and also his hero Julia Child.

Jana Fain is a southern belle and the co-owner and head of operations for Mardy's Munchies. She has also appointed herself 'head taster' for the many wonderful things that come out of Steve's kitchen.

Here are some of their other goodies.

These are the Triple Chocolate Shazam! Bundt Cakes.

Visit Bundt Cakes to see all the flavors of the Bundt Cakes.

This is the Caramel Apple Tart.
Visit Tarts & Dessert Bars to see all the flavors of the Tarts & Dessert Bars.

This is the Mad River Rocky Road Brownie.

Visit Brownies to see all the flavors of the Brownies.

Mardy's Munchies is offering one Mother of 1 Princess and 2 Princes reader a chance to win a 8 inch round brownie of their choice.

MANDATORY: Visit Mardy's Munchies and tell me which 8 inch brownie you want if you are the winner.

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