GIRLS NIGHT OUT!

NOW SHOWING MALE STRIPPERS!!!!

Last night, my blond friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.

One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.

When the male dancer came over to us,

my friend licked the $10 bill and stick it to his butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.

She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill,

and sticks it to his other butt cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us,

my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill.

I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately,

she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.

My relief was short-lived.

Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me!

Now everyone's attention is focused on me,

and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50.

My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.

WHAT COULD I DO?

THE WOMAN IN ME TOOK OVER!

I GOT OUT MY ATM CARD,

SWIPED IT DOWN THE CRACK OF HIS BUTT,

GRABBED THE EIGHTY BUCKS, AND LEFT!!!!

HAVE A WILD GREAT WEEKEND!!!!

GOAT MILK STUFF REVIEW & GIVEAWAY (*CLOSED*)

PJ Jonas at Goat Milk Stuff was kind enough to let me do a review on their soaps and also host a giveaway. Their Goat Milk Soap is absolutely amazing!

Goat Milk Stuff is a family run business that is run by The Jonas Family Themselves. PJ and Jim Mother and Father of eight children that they currently home school and the children also take part in making and selling of the goat milk soap and many other products. The Jonas Family has been making soap for several years and the whole family is involved in the entire process and each family member as their own specific job.

Visit http://goatmilkstuff.com/ and see their wonderful soaps and their other wonderful products. You will love their soaps and their other great products.

The Jonas Family has been very generous and has offered to giveaway three bars of their Goats Milk Soaps to a Mother of 1 Princess and 2 Princes reader so that you can experience their product with your family and hopefully enjoy it as much as our family has.

MANDATORY: Visit http://goatmilkstuff.com/Bar-Soaps/ and tell me what 3 scents that you want if you are chosen as the giveaway winner.

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Open to U.S. Giveaway ends June 4, 2010 at 11:59 p.m. at CST. Winner will be selected by random.org and notified by email and will have 48 hours to reply back before a new winner is selected. Please remember to leave your email address so I can contact you if you win. GOOD LUCK!