NOW SHOWING MALE STRIPPERS!!!!
Last night, my blond friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.
When the male dancer came over to us,
When the male dancer came over to us,my friend licked the $10 bill and stick it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, 
Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me! 
THE WOMAN IN ME TOOK OVER!
HAVE A WILD GREAT WEEKEND!!!!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill,
and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us,my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill.
I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately,
she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me!Now everyone's attention is focused on me,
and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50.
My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
WHAT COULD I DO?
THE WOMAN IN ME TOOK OVER!I GOT OUT MY ATM CARD,
SWIPED IT DOWN THE CRACK OF HIS BUTT,
GRABBED THE EIGHTY BUCKS, AND LEFT!!!!
HAVE A WILD GREAT WEEKEND!!!!
a href="http://www.3garnets2sapphires.com/">
center>
Wanted to stop and say hi.
ReplyDeleteMy latest inspirational postings are, “Pure Love,” “Peace of Mind,” and “Simple Gesture.”
http://inspiredbyron.blogspot.com/
LOL, cute.
ReplyDeletePeace, Love and Chocolate
Tiffany
LOL! LOL! You are so funny! That WAS FAST THINKING THERE MY FRIEND!
ReplyDeleteROTFLMAO!!
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful Sunday, sista!!
you crack me up, no pun intended. i hope you put your atm card through the wash
ReplyDeleteLOL. Good thinking. Funny post. Toodles!:)
ReplyDelete