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Thursday, April 29, 2010

WHY? WHY? WHY?

1.) Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?

2.) Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?

3.) Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?

4.) Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

5.) Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

6.) Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

7.) Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

8.) Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

9.) Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

10.) How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

11.) When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart than apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

12.) Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

13.) In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

14.) How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

15.) and my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

WHY! WHY! WHY!

I hope I put a smile on your face.
**** A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine!****

10 comments:

  1. Those made me laugh. Thanks for sharing! I loved number 11 - it's sooo true!

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  2. LOL!!

    Why does everyone in the house seem to trip over my computer wire?

    Happy Friday, sista. Love ya.

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  3. HAHA. Loved them all. BTW, Tarzan has a trimmer. It dropped from the sky... LOL
    Thanks for sharing. Have an awesome day!:)

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  4. Thank you for sharing, thats was funny especially no 8, see my kids do it everyday ha ha

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  5. SOOO LOL! My fave is 15 too!! :D

    Gina thanks for making me smile woth this posta nd for leaving such sweet comment on Bird Crafts! :)

    Hugs,
    Bird

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  6. No kidding. Gina thank you for making me laugh!

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  7. Stopping by from Trendy Treehouse's Follow Me Friday. Already a follower.

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  8. Oh, I have actually thought/said many of those same things!!
    #13 reminds me of my comment each year. In the fall we are bundling up in jeans and sweatshirts because the temps are 68 degrees, but in the spring, we are putting on shorts and t-shirts at 68 degrees 'cuz we are so hot!! I get the biggest kick out of that:)

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  9. ha, ha....these were funny! #9 is so me. I did that today actually.

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  10. I need to get over here more often! Great post Gina!!!

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