Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse Me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
And the winner is......
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one.
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
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Gina, Those were pretty funny-I got a good laugh from them:)
ReplyDeleteI have never had crawfish-will have to try them sometime! We are headed up north for a long weekend with family and will be having a brat cook-out! Will be back on Monday and back to the old routine again. Hugs:)
LOL! Thanks for the laugh :) Love the 9-1-1 one.
ReplyDeleteLOL!! Thanks for the chuckle, Gina dear.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thursday!
People are just not so bright sometimes!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for joining in on Friendly Friday, we're really glad to have you with us! Have a great weekend :)
LOL. These are hilarious. I had once heard a 911 call on youtube of a first grader calling for help with his math problem!
ReplyDeleteSmiles:)