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Friday, May 21, 2010

IF YOU THINK LIFE IS BAD...

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE AN EGG?

YOU ONLY GET LAID ONCE.
YOU ONLY GET EATEN ONCE.

IT TAKES FOUR MINUTES TO GET HARD.

ONLY TWO MINUTES TO GET SOFT.


YOU SHARE YOUR BOX WITH 6 OTHER GUYS

BUT WORST OF ALL..
THE ONLY CHICK THAT EVER SAT
ON YOUR FACE WAS YOUR MOTHER!!!

SO CHEER UP, YOUR LIFE AIN'T THAT BAD!!!!

I WILL PASS THIS AROUND TO SOMEONE WHO I FEEL CAN USE A GOOD LAY,
OOPS... I MEAN DAY!!!!


HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!!
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7 comments:

  1. Veronica LeeMay 21, 2010 at 9:56 PM

    LOL! Love this, Gina!!

    Happy Saturday!!

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  2. I'm a full-time mummyMay 21, 2010 at 10:12 PM

    Hahahaha.... this is so hilarious! Thanks for sharing! :D

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  3. Stephanie M. PageMay 21, 2010 at 11:25 PM

    Hey Gina!! I am grabbing your button...have a fab weekend!!!

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  4. AnonymousMay 22, 2010 at 12:33 AM

    This is so cute. Love the pictures. Funny post...:)

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  5. cheeky roseMay 22, 2010 at 12:42 AM

    Gina you are a gas, your blogs make me laugh
    have a great weekend

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  6. TiffanyMay 22, 2010 at 4:51 AM

    LOL, too funny.

    Peace, Love and Chocolate
    Tiffany

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  7. PeggyMay 22, 2010 at 8:39 AM

    Gina, That was my first laugh of the day! I had to share with with my husband and even he had to grin:)
    You know, I still love the Wizard of Oz, but my grandkids are kinda scared of it. I think it's the talking trees...you know when I was small I use to cover my eyes during the flying monkeys part, so I guess it does have a few scarey moments:)
    Enjoy your BBQ!

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