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Wednesday, June 9, 2010

THE NEW BIRDS AND BEES

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: YOU GOT MALE!

2 comments:

  1. OMGosh, that REALLY made me laugh! Loved the ending-You got Male!:)
    BTW we love football here too-maybe I will do a post on that in the Fall!

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  2. This is PERFECT! But I need to know the "sequence of event" correctly so I can relay it to my ever so curious kids.

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