MARBLE RACERS REVIEW & GIVEAWAY (*CLOSED*)

I got to review the six Marble Racers. When they arrived my daughter Brielle started to play with all six Marble Racers. She liked the different designs that they come in. She liked that they came with decals and that you can decorate them like you want.

The Light-Up Racers from Skullduggery are small plastic cars with an LED marble embedded in their center. They are the same size as Hot Wheels racers and can run on Hot Wheel tracks. They come in 6 different designs, and each pack contains a racer and racing decals. They are available for sale at CVS.

These cars are alot of fun! My daughter enjoy playing with them. Light-Up Marble Racers are fun little toys that spark kids' imagination and creativity!

There are 6 cars in electrifying styles - Police Racer, Fire Racer, Cats' Eye Racer, Cyclone Racer, Confetti Racer and Volcano Racer.

One lucky Mother of 1 Princess and 2 Princes reader will win a set of 6 assorted Light-Up Marble Racers!

MANDATORY: Visit
http://www.shopatron.com/products/category/3260.0.1.1.70567.70858.0.0.0? and tell me which Light-Up Marble Racer is your favorite?

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Open to U.S. Giveaway ends June 6, 2010 at 11:59 p.m. at CST. Winner will be selected by random.org and notified by email and will have 48 hours to reply back before a new winner is selected. Please remember to leave your email address so I can contact you if you win. GOOD LUCK!

MUDPUPPY IS OFFERING MY READERS A 15% DISCOUNT COUPON CODE AT CHECKOUT

I got to review the Mudpuppy Zoo Animals Block Puzzle. You turn the blocks and form six different images: pandas, monkeys, giraffes, elephants, tigers, and polar bears. What a fun and great puzzle for kids ages 3+.

Here are some of their other products that they have for children.

Mudpuppy Decorative Children's Wall Clocks

Galison/Mudpuppy Money Banks

Galison/Mudpuppy Children's Books

Visit http://www.galison.com/MUDPUPPY-C43.aspx to see all their great children's products and get a 15% discount coupon offer.

Visit http://www.facebook.com/GalisonMudpuppy.

Visit http://twitter.com/galisonmudpuppy.

When checking out use the COUPON CODE ZZZ2. Just enter the Coupon Code at checkout to get a 15% discount.

SIMPLE GREEN NATURALS REVIEW & GIVEAWAY (*CLOSED*)

Simple Green was kind enough to let me review their Simple Green Naturals Product line and also host a great giveaway. When my box of Simple Green came I was so excited to try them all out.

SIMPLE GREEN NATURALS BATHROOM CLEANER: Is a water-based, 100% naturally sourced cleaner that is very easy to use. It is designed to be used on water borne minerals and soap scum that is usually found in your tubs, toilets and sinks. The scent is unlike any bathroom cleaning product I have used before. The scent is derived from pure extracts and oils of rosemary, spearmint, grapefruit and orange. I was impressed at how well the bathroom cleaner works considering it contains no harsh chemicals. It did as well of a job as those toxic cleaners I had been using.

SIMPLE GREEN NATURALS GLASS & SURFACE CLEANER: It is water based and 100% naturally sourced. It easily removed my children's toothpaste splatter spots with ease. The scent is the same as the bathroom cleaner which makes it really nice because there isn't all these different scents competing against the other.

SIMPLE GREEN NATURALS MULTI-SURFACE CARE: It can be used on a variety surfaces such as tables, countertops, walls, doors, appliances, etc. I was happy with how well it worked at removing drink spills or food stains.

SIMPLE GREEN NATURALS FLOOR CARE: Is safe for all types of flooring including laminate, porcelain tile, slate, linoleum, etc. It is a blend of extracts and oils from fir, Valencia orange, patchouli, rosemary, amyris oils, and oakmoss.

SIMPLE GREEN NATURALS CARPET CARE: Is "Free & Clear" and is 100% naturally sourced with no added scent or color.

SIMPLE GREEN NATURALS DISH WASHING LIQUID: Is water based and 100% naturally sourced. It is naturally scented with extracts and oils of grapefruit and eucalyptus.

SIMPLE GREEN NATURALS LIQUID HAND SOAP: It is very gentle on your skin and will not strip your skin of the natural oils which makes it perfect for a every day hand wash. The scent is a blend of basil, sage, clary sage, rosemary and orange oils.

Simple Green Naturals are 100% naturally derived, with ingredients originating from nature.

*Naturals are safer, effective products that offer:

*100% natural ingredient sources

*Non-toxic formulations

*Biodegradable formulations

*No animal testing

*Full ingredient disclosure

*International scientifically accepted ingredient names

*Naturals scents are IFRA compliant and made of 100% natural essential oils & plants extracts.

*100% recyclable PETE plastic bottles with 15%+post-consumer content, printed with soy inks.

*Natural Versus Naturally Derived

Simple Green has graciously offered to give one Mother of 1 Princess and 2 Princes reader a full set of the same products that I got to review. You will receive:

1.) Simple Green Naturals Multi-Surface Care

2.) Simple Green Naturals Floor Care

3.) Simple Green Naturals Bathroom Cleaner

4.) Simple Green Naturals Glass & Surface Care

5.) Simple Green Naturals Carpet Care

6.) Simple Green Naturals Liquid Hand Soap

7.) Simple Green Naturals Dish Washing Liquid

MANDATORY: Visit http://www.simplegreen.com/products_naturals_family.php and tell me what product you would most like to try?

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Open to U.S. Giveaway ends June 5, 2010 at 11:59 p.m. at CST. Winner will be selected by random.org and notified by email and will have 48 hours to reply back before a new winner is selected. Please remember to leave your email address so I can contact you if you win. GOOD LUCK!

GIRLS NIGHT OUT!

NOW SHOWING MALE STRIPPERS!!!!

Last night, my blond friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.

One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.

When the male dancer came over to us,

my friend licked the $10 bill and stick it to his butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.

She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill,

and sticks it to his other butt cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us,

my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill.

I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately,

she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.

My relief was short-lived.

Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me!

Now everyone's attention is focused on me,

and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50.

My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.

WHAT COULD I DO?

THE WOMAN IN ME TOOK OVER!

I GOT OUT MY ATM CARD,

SWIPED IT DOWN THE CRACK OF HIS BUTT,

GRABBED THE EIGHTY BUCKS, AND LEFT!!!!

HAVE A WILD GREAT WEEKEND!!!!

GOAT MILK STUFF REVIEW & GIVEAWAY (*CLOSED*)

PJ Jonas at Goat Milk Stuff was kind enough to let me do a review on their soaps and also host a giveaway. Their Goat Milk Soap is absolutely amazing!

Goat Milk Stuff is a family run business that is run by The Jonas Family Themselves. PJ and Jim Mother and Father of eight children that they currently home school and the children also take part in making and selling of the goat milk soap and many other products. The Jonas Family has been making soap for several years and the whole family is involved in the entire process and each family member as their own specific job.

Visit http://goatmilkstuff.com/ and see their wonderful soaps and their other wonderful products. You will love their soaps and their other great products.

The Jonas Family has been very generous and has offered to giveaway three bars of their Goats Milk Soaps to a Mother of 1 Princess and 2 Princes reader so that you can experience their product with your family and hopefully enjoy it as much as our family has.

MANDATORY: Visit http://goatmilkstuff.com/Bar-Soaps/ and tell me what 3 scents that you want if you are chosen as the giveaway winner.

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Open to U.S. Giveaway ends June 4, 2010 at 11:59 p.m. at CST. Winner will be selected by random.org and notified by email and will have 48 hours to reply back before a new winner is selected. Please remember to leave your email address so I can contact you if you win. GOOD LUCK!

IF YOU THINK LIFE IS BAD...

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE AN EGG?

YOU ONLY GET LAID ONCE.

YOU ONLY GET EATEN ONCE.

IT TAKES FOUR MINUTES TO GET HARD.

ONLY TWO MINUTES TO GET SOFT.

YOU SHARE YOUR BOX WITH 6 OTHER GUYS

BUT WORST OF ALL..

THE ONLY CHICK THAT EVER SAT

ON YOUR FACE WAS YOUR MOTHER!!!

SO CHEER UP, YOUR LIFE AIN'T THAT BAD!!!!

I WILL PASS THIS AROUND TO SOMEONE WHO I FEEL CAN USE A GOOD LAY,

OOPS... I MEAN DAY!!!!

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!!!!

DRIVER'S LICENSE

YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE TELLS IT ALL

A mother is driving a little girl to her
friend's house for a play date.

"Mommy", the little girl asks, "how old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask
a lady her age," the mother replied.

"It's not polite."

"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weight?"

"Now really," the mother says,
"those are personal questions and
are really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks,
"Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"

The exasperated mother walks away
as the two friends begin to play.

"My Mom won't tell me anything about her,"
the little girl says to her friend.

"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers'
license it is like a report card, it has everything on it."

Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
"I know how old you are, you are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks,
"How did you find that out?

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
"How in heaven's name did you find that out?"

"And," the little girl says truimphantly,
"I know why you and daddy got a divorce."

"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"

"BECAUSE YOU GOT AN F IN SEX."

SNORGTEES REVIEW & GIVEAWAY (*CLOSED*)

I was so excited to have the opportunity to review a Snorgtees T-shirt. There are so many more to choose from and that I would love to own. I picked the What's Up, Cake? Muffin Much T-shirt. It is made out of 100% super soft cotton and is a form fitting T-shirt. The T-shirt material was soft and comfy. It held up great through washing and drying!

Snorg Tee is a great online T-shirt company that provides shirts to make life a little more enjoyable. All of their shirts have a fun edge to them with themes ranging from innocent children tees to horror buff faves! No matter who you are there is something for everyone!

They have a fabulous line of humorous T-shirts whether it be 80's retro, movies, vulgar, just plain fun and MORE. They have Mens, Women's, and Kids T-shirts. Keep in mind that Father's Day is just around the corner and what DAD wouldn't like to have a little humor or attitude in his life (besides from the Kids).

Snorgtees was kind enough to let one of my readers to win a T-shirt of their choice.

MANDATORY: Visit http://www.snorgtees.com/ and let me know which T-shirt you would like to win and what size T-shirt.

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Open to U.S. Giveaway ends June 2, 2010 at 11:59 p.m. at CST. Winner will be selected by random.org and notified by email and will have 48 hours to reply back before a new winner is selected. Please remember to leave your email address so I can contact you if you win. GOOD LUCK!

CONGRATULATIONS TO MY SON REMY

IF YOU BELIEVE

Your diploma means a future without boundaries,A world that's full of energy and fun.So as you reach for all life has to offer,Remember that you're second to no one.

Pursue your goals, yet keep your loved ones close,As you utilize your talent and ambition.Let your friends and family give you their support,And you'll master every challenging transition.

And always, (Remy Chandler Ferrell), know you can achieve The things you really want, if you believe.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

LOVE,

MOM, DAD, NICHOLAS, & BRIELLE

SMILING IS CONTAGIOUS!!!

Smiling is infectious; you catch it like the flu,

when someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too.

I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin

when he smiled I realized I'd passed it on to him.

I thought about that smile then I realized it's worth,

a single smile, just like mine could travel round the earth.

So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected

let's start and epidemic quick, and get the world infected!

HAVE A GREAT SMILING DAY!!! :)

U*NEAKS REVIEW & GIVEAWAY (*CLOSED*)

U*neaks was kind enough to let me review the U*neaks Pearlized Pink Paris Z-Strap Shoes and 4 pairs of their socks. My daughter Brielle was amaze with the shoe and socks. She wears them everywhere and loves to show them off to everyone. My daughter Brielle absolutely loves them!

U*neaks customizable footwear for children has the perfect solution for creating new and exciting looks for your child every day of the week, with only ONE pair of shoes! The secret is the clear "window" on the side of U*neaks shoes, that allow the fun colors and patterns on the double sided U*neaks socks to show through!

U*neaks patented customizable footwear are sneaker style shoes with side clear panel windows and specially designed socks that allow kids to continuously customize their shoes by simply changing their socks. Pair the shoes by simply changing their socks. Pair the shoes with any of U*neaks' double-sided decorated socks for footwear that's fun and chock full of personality.

I feel that it is a far better value to only buy one pair of shoes and customize the look with different socks each day, rather than buying several pairs of shoes to create multiple looks.

To purchase your own please go to http://shoebuy.com/ where you can purchase your U*neaks with a 10% discount by simply using the code UNEAKS at check out. Shipping and returns are free! Visit http://www.uneaks.com/ to see their shoes and socks. The kids would absolutely love them.

U*neaks is offering one of my readers a chance to win a pair of shoes and two pairs of socks of choice.

MANDATORY: Visit http://www.uneaks.com/shop/ select your favorite shoe style and size with your two favorite pairs of socks also.

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Open to U.S. Giveaway ends May 31, 2010 at 11:59 CST. Winner will be selected by random.org and notified by email and will have 48 hours to reply back before a new winner is selected. Please remember to leave your email address so I can contact you if you win. GOOD LUCK!